May 2013
perma-scowl:
may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
darrynek:
blog every day as if you’d delete tomorrow
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
tapdancers:
How To Make Cake In A Mug! (NO MICROWAVE OR OVEN NEEDED)
Just follow these steps:
Buy a FUCKING CAKE
FUCKIGN
SMASH THE THING INTO A MUG
EAT IT AL LAT ONCE
drarna:
“i’m okay with gay people but i don’t think bisexuality is a real thing”
pityreblogs:
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
toadlyoko:
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
vvebkinz:
mr steal yo mechanical pencil
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
poopflow:
glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts
cyberbullys:
I don’t just want a duck I need a duck
“Remember, life is a journey. If you got everything you wanted all at once...”
– Jackson Kiddard (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
nayx:
this game is rated E for everyone, except you. get out
jakemalik:
*picks u up for prom in heelys*
br000t:
se4h4ven:
toxic-ponies:
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
nevvzealand:
thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it
