(Source: senorhoudini, via hisrealness)

songofthestarwhale:

juststealingtime:

Swigity swelon, I’m a melon.  

swiggity swag the melon stag

(Source: uniikittyy, via thats-so-meme)

Timestamp: 1397706520

songofthestarwhale:

juststealingtime:

Swigity swelon, I’m a melon.  

swiggity swag the melon stag

(Source: uniikittyy, via thats-so-meme)

donbenjamin:

South beach. #Miami

(via hisrealness)

Timestamp: 1397706177

donbenjamin:

South beach. #Miami

(via hisrealness)

issymcbeath:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

OH MY GOD THANK YOU

(via psyfvcked)

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(Source: slayboybunny, via hate)

you must reblog the Tumblr national anthem

everytime its on your dash

(Source: gingershanks, via psyfvcked)

Timestamp: 1397705099

you must reblog the Tumblr national anthem

everytime its on your dash

(Source: gingershanks, via psyfvcked)

best-of-bethesda:

You’ll be Remembered Forever- Fallout 3

(via zanetehaiden)

Timestamp: 1397704766

best-of-bethesda:

You’ll be Remembered Forever- Fallout 3

(via zanetehaiden)

brozoi:

i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy. lmao

(via fake-mermaid)

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

(via fake-mermaid)